

As the vehicle pulls the sled down the track, the weight moves forward, creating more resistance for the tractor to pull against. The more distance, the harder it is to pull it.

This makes the sled harder to pull down the track. The farther down the track the more weight the sled transfers to the skid plate. A motor sport, where the idea is to pull a weight transfer machine, called a sled, as far as possible down a dirt track. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.ĭude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.ĭude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.ĭude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass. blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. The polished big block Chevrolet not only pleased the eyes of those in attendance with its polished white paint and comic art, but it also tore up the track and fed those who wanted to see raw power.The act of two women (or persons. Oakdale’s Jason Titsworth brought his California Flash to the fairground for said class. The trucks, although not as powerful as the tractors, seemed to please the crowd just as much as any of the machines, particularly the 6,200 modified class. Sunday wasn’t just about tractors though. Semper Fi, with its twin marine helicopter engines and combined 2,800 horsepower, provided the crowd with the most excitement of Zohns’ two tractors, earning him a 3rd place finish. “There’s an excitement about making the machine perform the best it can.”

“This is two years of my life,” Zohns said as he pointed to his tractor. With 13 years of competition under his belt, Sunday was just another chance to show off his workmanship and vie for the number one spot. The San Luis Obispo native designed, built and drove two tractors for Sunday’s 72,000 pound modified class - the Semper Fi and Bale Out. * July 15 at the Stanislaus County Fairgroundsġst: Jermay Ludwick, Waterford, 208.400 feetĢnd: Garrett Howser, Modesto, 128.300 feetġst: The Prosecutor, Modesto, 223.500 feetĢnd: California Flash, Oakdale, 208.900 feetġst: Albert Mendes III, Ceres, 213.400 and 206.400 feetĢnd: Jonathan Coleman, 196.300 and 176.000 feetģrd: Bryant Dessire, Denair, 194.300 and 171.000 feetġst: Nate Hussey, Modesto, 241.900 and 201.200 feetĢnd: Mike Wika, Modesto, 240.000 and 197.100 feetģrd: Joe Conner, 244.700 and 190.000 feetġst: Leroy Vierra and Wild Thing, Hilmar, 357.700 feetĢnd: Dale Filkins and Skunkworks, Fillmore, 293.300 feetģrd: David Leinfelder and White Lightning, Stockton, 271.400 feetĢnd: Albert Mendes III, Crows Landing, 277.800 feetġst: Brian Massetti and The Whip, Madera, 334.400 feetīrian Massetti and Poly Thunder, Madera, 290.200 feetĢnd: Jamie Fraser and Dueces Wild, Kingsburg, 268.200 feetģrd: Mark Zohns and Semper Fi, San Luis Obispo, 221.400 feetġst: Jeff Perry and Power Trip, Hilmar, 284.200 feetĢnd: Wendell Trinkler and Green Adrenaleen, Ceres, 253.200 feetģrd: Brian Stagno and Green Reaper, Escalon, 241.400 feet
